April 30, 2009

War Pigs

Not good times, and welcome back!

So TIME magazine's wanting us to not blame the pigs for the swine flu outbreak. Apparently Egypt's slaughtering all 300,000 pigs in country, even though there's no reported outbreak yet, according to the article. Personally? I say good. Now, you might say "Oh, it's just a mutant viral strain that crossed over, it was bound to occur eventually." Whatever. I know that the porcine population has finally begun to enact its evil revenge. I mean c'mon, look at their leader! For years, they've laid low, pretending to be cute and cuddly. But the pig got out of the bag a few years ago. We let the warning signs slip by, but we're ready to strike back. You may have Porky on your side, but we've got Yosemite Sam AND Elmer Fudd.

So be prepared, because we're sick of those Michael Jackson masks, and we've got the firepower to deal with you, you little mud-rollers!


Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

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